I ran across this silly piece of self promotion, a press release for Cresson Crossroads. The City of Cresson claims that it has had to turn away a great number of businesses looking to relocate to their community. Being surrounded by ranches, they say, there was simply no more room to grow. I can almost hear the buzzards as they introduce this new 744 acre “master-planned new town”. Their article quotes Ward Miller who just happens to be the contact person for StarHill Properties, who just happens to be the company promoting Cresson Crossroads. (Who just so happens to need a majore website overhaul).
Cresson seems hot on the fact that they are smack-dab in the middle of Barnett Shale. Strategically located even. They’re pretty dern proud of their new Devon building. It’s a “regional office”, which is code for “thats where the operations engineers and pumpers eat breakfast burrito’s”. And, being 20 miles southwest of Fort Worth, you can even see downtown on a “clear, sunny day”. I imagine you may be able to catch a glimpse of it..
See Fort Worth over there?
Where?
Right there; just left of the trees.
Oh. Yeah, I can kinda see it now.
Drumrolllll…. And, Shameless Promotional Video:
March 25th, 2009 at
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March 30th, 2009 at
Did you expect them to say come to the land of Uncle Daddy? Stick your neck out on 700+ acres and you would say hey look I think I see God. I bet in the end they have a high school football team that can compete with anything in Fort Worthless. Or even anywhere in the metromess